Awesome Big Brother - Prussia x Teen!Sis!Reader

Germany looked at his little sister, she was writing something on a paper. ‘Probably homework’ he thought, taking his cup of coffee and walking to the couch. That was until he heard a groan and a piece of paper hit his head. He grunted softly and took the paper from the ground. He opened the crumbled piece of paper and almost choked on his coffee when he read what was written. “(f/n), what is this?” he asked, walking to his sister and pressing the paper against the table. (f/n) glanced at the paper and pouted, before looking the other way. “It’s nothing” she mumbled, huffing slightly. “Nothing?” Germany asked, doubting it, then looking back at the paper.

 

Objective: Being as Awesome as Big Brother Prussia! Although this is nearly impossible

 

Attempt 1: Drinking

Today I am going to drink like big brother, since that makes him awesome, as he puts it. His friends drink too, so that must be true. So I am going to the bar, to be awesome! Wish me luck!

 

Alistor had to bring me home, since I was drunk. The next day I woke up with a killer headache and Alistor had told me all the stupid things I had done. It seems like I don’t have the alcohol tolerance that my brothers have    Apparently I am a (type of drunk) drunk, and I hope people never get to see that side of me again. Lesson learned, only big brother Prussia can drink and be cool.

 

Attempt 1: Failed miserably

 

Attempt 2:  Joining Clubs

Although last time failed, today I’m going to succeed. People told me big brother Prussia was in the music club when he was in High School. Since I haven’t joined a club yet, I am going to try to join this club too. Although…. Maybe I should ask uncle Austria first. NO! big brother Prussia says that uncle Austria is a stick in the mud, so I should just try out.

 

…. Apparently a broomstick and air-guitar, aren’t considered instruments. How unawesome.

 

Attempt 2: Failed (Not my fault though)

 

Attempt 3: A Cute Pet

Since big brother has this cute little bird called Gilbird, I decided I should get an awesome pet too. I wonder what I should get… A bird like Gilbird would be the best, but we will see. Otherwise a dog… but I don’t think big brother Germany would let me own a dog, since he thinks I’m irresponsible. A small animal it is!

 

…. Small animals hate me…..

 

Attempt 3: Failed (WHY DON’T THEY LIKE ME?)

 

Attempt 4: Act like Big Brother

You get hit by a frying pan.

 

Attempt 4: Failed thanks to auntie Hungary.

 

Attempt 5: Ask Big Brother Prussia for Help

Today I’ve asked big brother Prussia for help. I really need to be awesome. He was very surprised and confused when I asked him, but he told me he would love to teach his little sister how to be awesome. He was saying he was really an awesome teacher and that I should feel honoured to get him to teach me, the only reason being that I am his little sister. He wouldn’t teach others how to be awesome. I wanted to take notes, but he said that notes were unawesome and that I should keep a diary. I also should show off all my awesome qualities and that I shouldn’t listen to what others say. Also that I should stay away from Austria when Hungary is nearby What other people think isn’t important, and you should be confident in yourself. But how do I do that? Before I could ask it, my awesome big brother was called away by his friends to go to the bar.

 

Attempt 5: Failed?

 

Germany looked up from the paper. “Maybe you should find another role-model” (f/n) rolled her eyes. “But everyone else is so unawesome… and everyone says the same. Be confident in yourself” she responded. “But if I go ask help from the most confident person that ever walked on the earth, it isn’t good either…” Germany looked at his little sister, she looked sad. “Don’t worry… Everything will solve out over time” he stated, a small smile on his face. (F/n) shook her head. “What if it doesn’t? High School is hard… and some girls…” she didn’t finish her sentence.

 

At that exact time Prussia came home and he saw his little sister looking sad. “What if it doesn’t? High School is hard… and some people…” He frowned, wondering what those people did. “What did they do?” Germany asked. “They said that I’m a loser and that I should just… just” Prussia frowned, knowing  what his sister wanted to say. He looked at Germany and nodded once. Germany nodded back and Prussia left the house again. “Don’t worry” Germany stated. “I don’t think those bullies will bother you anymore” (f/n) looked up at him in wonder.

 

Dear Diary,

 

Today I was awesome!

I totally helped my little sister out, apparently she was being bullied, because they thought she was unawesome.

Which is STUPID! (f/n) is Awesome, of course not as much as me.

Germany told me (F/n) wanted to be as awesome as me, which is the reason she was acting so strange this week.

I know that, of course! I am that awesome!

But I’ll make sure those bullies never get to hurt my little (F/n) ever again!

 

~The Awesome Gilbert


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